Friday, February 06, 2009

Keep Your Worries

Oversensitive asshats piss me off. Really. They just need to DIE.

Today I got an offensive response to a completely innocuous e mail I sent regarding a meeting I am holding with my staff next week. Basically it said this is the time and date, this is what needs to be done to prep, come prepared to discuss XYZ... Thanks!

Here is the response I got:

"C-------, the tone of your message sounds like a commanding officer marshalling orders to the troops."

Tha HUH??!?!?!?!

Lawdamussy! Methinks someone took their "Oversensitive Pills" this morning.

Not only was the response sent to me... no, no. This person decided to hit the 'Reply to All' button.

This is how I addressed their response:

"I'm sorry, but I don't understand. Please explain what you mean.


I also kindly did NOT hit the "Reply to all" button... but did deftly BCC the Program Director, so that he would be privy to the FOOLYWANG of it all, when I approach him about this later today.

BTW.... if you think being oversensitive is a female or gay male trait... this person is a 40-something year old Nigerian male with CHILDREN my age....

Yeah dude. Keep your insecurities and worries to yourself. And while you're at it, keep MY name out your mouth.

That is all.

Peace and love,
The Retrospect


mabs said...

ahahhaahahaaa. hella funny. i LOVE writing those kinds of emails though...and beware the fool who replies with that sort of nonsense. you were way too nice. i'd have slapped his eyeball--after i gouged it.

Anonymous said...

-puts pointer finger up, shakes head yes, and exits the building- LMAO

I see why you are this way....I would have been the same....Play some Angie Stone and tell them hoes to keep working the corners!!!!

Luvvie (aka Queen IG) said...

Yeah thats completely wacktastic. He needs to go grow some balls.

Lil Honey B said...

What a LAME!!

Blackberry Molasses/The Rebel Intellectual said...

y'all are FUnNY! as of today, this person still can't look me in the eye or be near me for more than 30 seconds... he KNOWS he was wrong. and to make it soooooo sweet (literally) i made sure i didn't stiff him when i spread around the valentine's cheer on friday... he was MORTIFIED. Killin em wit kindness!