Last 2 Weeks in 90 Seconds

Well, it should take you about 90 seconds to read this....

Eagles making it to the NFC Championship Game by whuppin the midgets-- GOOD
Being contacted by ex of 5 years past to see if I'm still single/ unwed-- WEIRD
Finding the PERFECT green dress for mom's Sorority's Charity Ball-- GOOD
Realizing I'm going to freeze in said dress--BAD
Refusing to return said dress because I look BANGIN' in it-- TYPICAL
Finding awesome new make-up that doesn't look like make up-- ACCOMPLISHED
Mom's 60th Birthday on the Moshulu-- AWESOME
Being in 12 meetings in 5 days-- ANNOYING
Making a new friend and sharing a drink with them on a freezing Friday night-- VERY COOL (literally)
Having a long weekend--REFRESHING
Being contacted by ex of 4 years to try and get back with me--WEIRD/FUNNY/SAD
Questioning irreversible decsions-- REFLECTIVE
Eagles losing to the Arizona Cardinals-- PAINFUL
Getting several lovely blog shout outs-- NEAT!
Seeing the first child-of-an -African-immigrant-American become President of the United States of America--STIRRING BEYOND WORDS, INSPIRATIONAL, AMAZING, AFFIRMING, ENERGIZING, JOYFUL

The Rules of Fandom as written by the Philadelphia Negro

Anyone who knows me knows my ass bleeds green. I am an Eagles fan until the day I push up daisies. My fellow blog friend The Philadelphia Negro posted the end-all, be-all dang near BIBILICAL Rules of Sports Fandom

Learn them. Know them. Follow them. And ye shall be rewarded with a championship.... (hey, it worked for the Phillies, didn't it?)

So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I am truly enamored by this post because I have friends that VIOLATE these RULES CONSTANTLY. One of them happens to be my best friend. Self-proclaimed Philly girl who loves the Midgets and the Cowgirls and hates the Eagles. Don't worry, she has many other redeeming qualities... but on Sundays we don't like each other much. Especially if its a divison game.