Tuesday, December 06, 2005

All I Want for Christmas...

An amusing conversation between me and my friend Ty, one of my many gay boyfriends...man he would be the perfect gift... if he was straight...

Ty: "What do you want for Christmas?"

Me: "A man who is intelligent, sensitive, caring, affectionate, educated and on the path to success and establishing himself. He will be a good father, a great husband and an amazing lover. He will have the spritual grounding and inherent manhood to protect and lead a family. Let me find that gift wrapped under my tree."

Ty: " Girl, you need to build a man like that. You should have told me this in 1998 so that I could have started construction on him. Now you gotta wait till 2012."

Me: *sigh* "Dammit. (pause) Well in that case, someting shiny from Tiffany's..."

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